HSV ride the failbus

The moment you see the massive team bus approach the cameraman on that impossibly narrow side street, you know this won't end well. It just won't. Like Cristiano Ronaldo in Paris Hilton's bedroom, no good can come of the situation.

As soon as the driver cuts the wheel to make the turn up to HSV's hotel in Vienna for their Europa League match against Rapid Wien and ends up inches from the corner of the curb, it's clear that he should just open the door and run away.