UEFA chumps + FA's new rules + round-up

Right, well we're back on proper topic this morning. There's enough been said about whatshisface and his shenanigans to fill a book entitled 'How to make people hate you even more than they hate Garth Crooks which is really tough because we all know Garth Crooks is history's greatest monster'. I know that's not exactly a snappy title but, hey, live with it.