Top five most fitting punishments for Emmanuel Adebayor

Forget boring three-match bans, what's the best action to take against Emmanuel Adebayor? 1. Ceremonial face-raking by Anders Limpar before kick-off in City's next match. 2. Twenty eye-bulging full-pitch sprints complete with a pelting of pies at each turn. 3. Enforced Robin Van Persie quiff hairdo for 12 months.