The TTO: Giorgio Chiellini v Felipe Melo

Don't know about you gals, but at Kickette HQ, the past week has been excruciatingly craptastic; the one thing we were excited about was the Juventus display of machismo we were able to put together for your viewing pleasure.

Soz for the tardiness but let's rise above like Vicky B's breasts and get on with it, shall we?