7 years old.
According to La Tribune de Lyon, Barcelona the club Michel Platini thinks about when he touches himself at night have swooped in and taken a seven-year-old named Kais (not pictured above) who was already signed by Lyon (seriously, I'm pretty sure he signed by drawing a green blob that he then claimed was a dinosaur).
Dirty Tackle @ Sep 11, 2009 2:25 PM EDT | Blog Profile
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