Arshavin - Bendtner - Merida + Forward Arsenal

Tonight the Arthurs, Hildas and Lionels of the football world will play each other and when the games are over our players will come back in wheelchairs, on crutches and with stitches in their groins and everything shall return to normal once again.

Russia play Wales and there are still some doubts over the fitness of Andrei Arshavin.