Labored win on Labor Day weekend. ALSO: headline pun writer position available

"Candidly, if we can't beat El Salvador at home, we don't deserve to go to the World Cup." - Landon, more or less, I'm working from memory

YAY! We deserve to go to the World Cup! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!

I had the perfect title in case of a loss - "SLC Punked." Or did I use that last year for the Red Bulls playoff game?