Gael Kakuta – The Greatest Footballer in the History of Man and the Whole Known Universe..

"He's here, hes there, hes every fcuking where. Ka-kuuu-taaaaa Ka-kuuu-taaaaa" Yes Yes. Yesterday Google announced that the biggest increase in a search term was the words "Gael Kakuta". Not Cristiano Crappants. Not Lionel Im Allowed to Headbutt People. Not even the original Golden Bollock Balls himself.

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