A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO U.S. SOCCER FANDOM

To all those who rode their first wave of U.S. soccer fandom into the hot Mexican dust, welcome! Brush that dirt off your coat. Hang it up. Stay awhile. And chin up for god sakes. It's not that bad. I'm here to help you through it. There are just a few things you should know so you don't make rookie blunders like buying an Eddie Johnson jersey or dislexifying Onyewu's name.