Sleep With CR7, Get a Permanent Escort From the Paparazzi
Everyone --even Gossip Girl!-- knows that if you bone Cristiano Ronaldo you will be forever stalked
like a gazelle on the savannah. But the big questions is what happens if you hook up with Christian
Gomez? Can you get at least get a three episode arc on The Real World: D.C.? Inquiring minds want
to know.
The Offside Rules @ Sep 3, 2009 4:26 PM EDT | Blog Profile
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