Banning Eduardo is an absolute disgrace - and I'll tell you why

At 16:44 on transfer deadline day - i.e. when the frequency of transfers is supposed to be at its highest, Uefa announced - presumably trying to bury the story amongst all the transfers - that they were banning Eduardo for two matches for diving.

Of course its ridiculous, but I think a comprehensive analysis is necessary just to show up how preposterous this punishment is.