USL1 is Revolting

There's a wonderful song, made popular (if that's the word) by Dr. Demento, done by a guy named Dana Lyons called Cows With Guns

It's about how cattle being led to the slaughter rose up and fought "for bovine freedom":

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi


This could have been - but undoubtedly was not - the inspiration for the USL Team Owners Association (TOA) when they announced yesterday that 1) there is something called the USL Team Owners Association (consisting of the owners from Atlanta, Carolina, Miami, Minnesota, Montreal, St.

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