Shalrie Joseph: Drink Him In



The world's number one soccer-playin' Grenadian-American got himself a sponsorship deal with Owater, an enhanced bottled water that will make your hair dread and your defensive game tight. Owater don't actually claim it will do those things but if Shalrie is on the bottle I just assume that's what will happen.

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