Baller Bylines: UEFA Club Football Awards

Edwin Van Der Saar: I feel very GQ. Practicing my GQ face in anticipation of this moment was a smart move. Messi and Xavi are the same size as my kids. What's that about? Whoa. Gotta be careful. I almost lost my pose. This is harder than I thought.

Lionel Messi: Two awards, bitches!