Flicking Fat Ronaldo’s ear

Aw, hell. Can't a man recover from his wrist injury and liposuction in peace? Is that how we're treating legends these days? Flicking their ears as they sit peacefully? I bet Pele's teammates never flicked his ears when he least expected it. Shameful.

And on a side note, this picture reminds me of those birds that perch on big, slow elephants and how the elephants try and knock them away with lurching swing of their trunk.