Lazy Links & Randoms

Elen Rives debuts a new pair of eyelashes at the Mobo Awards 2009 Nomination event in Mayfair.

Torsten Frings is separating from his wife of 15 years. Single caveman on premises, Kickettes.

Gerard Pique compares football to sex. Yeah, baby.

What would you do if your man came home with Voronin hair?