Ridiculousy Lame Valencia CF ‘09-’10 Season Preview

I'm back! But did I ever really leave?

I did. The shenanigans around the club bewitched, bothered and bewildered me to the point of becoming a simpering, whimpering child again.

Dalport, Vicente Soriano's heel turn, Colombian drug lords/lingerie salesmen, Juan Soler the Hutt and David Villa's impending transfer to one of either Real Madrid, Barcelona, Chelsea, Liverpool, the New York Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys .