The Jozy Altidore Experiment: this one might work
One 100% heterosexual ass-tap, administered by Steve Parkin (Hull City's first-team coach),
propelled Jozy Altidore into the Premier League arena for the first time. That's how we do things
in England. "Get out there lad and score us a bloody goal," Parkin added. Or something like
that.
Altidore didn't score a goal on his Prem debut – he replaced Caleb Folan in the 60th minute of
Hull's home game v Bolton Wanderers on Saturday – but he did the next best thing in setting up
team-mate Kamel Ghilas to bang in the game's only goal.
Center Holds It @ Aug 24, 2009 11:37 AM EST | Blog Profile
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