Berbatov is…The Continental

Well hello there.

I see I've caught you looking through my window. This is quite a novel turn of events. Ha-HA! It seems the fact that I scored my first goal of the season in Manchester United's 5-0 win over Wigan on Saturday has you craving The Berba's attention instead of yelling for the police and reaching for a blunt object whenever I enter your field of vision.