Portsmouth 0-1 Fulham

In the dark days of 2008-09, sage observers were often heard to mutter "he'll be alright. He just needs one to go in off his arse or something."

They were muttering about Bobby Zamora, of course.� � He never did find a way to make that happen, painstakingly compiling 3 goals in 36 games, but this is a new season and everyone gets a clean slate, and today, thrillingly, Bobby Zamora *did* score with his arse.