Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. OWWWWW I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CUT IT OFF WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!!!! LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!

2. THE BBC'S SURPRISE TOILET CAM WHEN I'M WATCHING HIGHLIGHTS OF LOWER LEAGUE FOOTBALL THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS AN UNEXPECTED CLIP OF A PRETTY GIRL SITTING ON A TOILET!