Jerel Ifil says all the right things

Aberdeen's newest signing, defender Jerel Ifil turned up at Pittodrie Stadium yesterday to sign his contract, pose for pictures and say a few words to press. The first two items on the agenda went swimmingly, but the third? Not so much.

Said the Wembley born former Swindon Town hero:

"I had to Google Aberdeen and went, 'wow, it's way up to the right'.

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