An open letter to Manchester City’s ‘most famous’ fan

Dear Noel Gallagher,

I am an avid fan of Oasis. I really like all of your music despite people's claims that all your music sounds the same. I even own a copy of Masterplan. I know that none of those songs were smash hits, but who cares? You're Oasis that's all that matters. Who cares what they think anyways, they probably live in the red side of Manchester.