Maradona is a wizard

We all know Maradona was a great footballer, prolific eater, and a epic drug snorter, but did you know he's a real life Harry Potter, too? Well, he is. He said so. After announcing to the media that Lionel Messi will not play for Argentina against Russia tomorrow due to a pulled leg muscle, Maradona said:

"We're not going to risk Messi for a single minute," angry coach Maradona was quoted as telling Argentine reporters head of Wednesday's friendly in Moscow, adding "I'm a wizard.