Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. THAT CREEPY LITTLE MUNCHKIN AHHHH ANDREI ARSHAVIN YOUR DISTURBING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND ODD QUOTES ARE ALREADY RAPING MY THOUGHTS AND THE SEASON HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP DOING EVERYTHING YOU DO!