The Eurosnob Scale

In my runaway bestseller, "Let's Round Up All the Eurosnobs and Harvest Their Internal Organs," I define the term Eurosnob as follows:

1. a****le
2. douchebag
3. someone born in the United States to non-soccer fan parents who supports another national team.
4. someone who self-refers as a soccer fan, who lives within an hour's distance of an MLS team, but never goes to games
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