Shit Shot Mungo S02E02

Well, the start of the new season is, of course, all very exciting, and nowhere is it more exciting than in Scotland, where Heart of Clackmannannshire are preparing for a new season in which they are, explicably, still playing in the Scottish Premier League. As some of you will recall, the players turned up for their first pre-season friendly last week in varying states of morbid obesity, so their chairman, the magnets magnate Sir Roddy Bulbs, has brought in a little help to get them in shape for the big kick-off.

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