Why is Mike Ashley Still At Newcastle United?

Can't you take a hint?

Mr Ashley, the season is less than a week away and your club looks in more of mess than ever. This must be the worse of worse nightmares for every Newcastle fan no manager, poor players and no buyer in sight. The talk of failed takeover after failed consortium hinders any sale of Newcastle United Football Club as the season lays a week away from the first challenge at The Hawthorns, in the shape of promotion hopefuls West Bromwich Albion.

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