Lazy Links & Randoms

Michael Owen: he signed, he shocked, he's scoring a whole 'lotta goals. Nice guns, btw.

Sergio Ramos's ex, Elizabeth Reyes, is dating another footballer.

Peter Crouch is off to Tottenham. You're such a club-ho, Crouchie! A very rich, talented club-ho.

John Terry is at his best when with Frankie, or.