Poldi-mania in full effect

The above TV promo was done to hype Lukas Podolski's first home match back with his original and hometown club, FC Koln, which just happened to be a friendly against his former side, Bayern Munich.

There's something about the two club crests painted on his cheeks and the grinning turn he does at 0:10 into it that is both incredibly creepy and hilarious.