Style Off: Guti v Guti

We know this much is true: Guti does not own a mirror.

Since returning from a pre-season friendly in Dublin, the Real Madrid midfielder's affection for diagonal accessorizing and whipping boy belts is bringing out our inner vodka lush. We can't not comment.

Of course, it's always nice to see footballers kicking back and relaxing, but only when they are either: 1.