Ibra Almost A Blaugrana... Still A Douche!

If late night media reports are to be believed, as I type this Samuel Eto'o is most likely being relieved of his post at the Camp Nou and being replaced by none other than that long haired half-bred douche... Zlatan 'F**k Im Good' Ibrahimovic!

The only thing that remains is for the club to reach an agreement with the player.