Fat Ronaldo tries lazy PK, fails

Fat Ronaldo was awarded a penalty kick in Corinthians' match against Cruzeiro today for Leonardo Silva's goal-saving handball on his first attempt at scoring. And as you can see in the video above, Ronaldo penalty kick strategy was to not run, but slowly waddle up to the ball, take a stutter step which barely slowed his already snail-like pace and kick the ball pretty much directly at the keeper, who (shockingly!

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