Where’s Sergio? Tracking the Elusive Off-Season Ramos

Footballer break season has been underway for some time, and whilst we've certainly enjoyed the onslaught of holiday photos, we have felt rather deprived from visions of metallic swim trunks and freshly waxed skin. Normally, one can rely on Sergio Ramos to come through with these such goods, but so far, he's been curiously incognito.