Manchester City's "Reverse USA Emergency Phone Number Plan"

Manchester City is behaving like a kid with their first credit card, like Victoria Beckham at the LA Galaxy team store, like a alcoholic with a $1000 liquor store gift certificate...they are out of control. This is not just out of control, it's completely out of balance (or is it...read on).

They seem to be executing a brilliant strategy that I have named "The Reverse USA Emergency Phone Number Plan" aka.

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