Nakamura: Relax, I kinda suck

Everyone is excited about Espanyol signing Shunsuke Nakamura. The fans who nearly rioted when he arrived at the airport are calling him their Galactico and the media are comparing him to Cristiano Ronaldo. Normally, professional footballers love this kind of ego-wanking adulation, but Nakamura, former Scottish Player of the Year with Celtic, would like everyone to calm the hell down.

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