Micah Richards Has Swine Flu, Cristiano Ronaldo Does Not
England and Manchester City star defender Micah Richards has contracted the swine flu while on
holiday in Cyprus.
Richards will not travel with City for their pre-season tour of South Africa, but he will be fit
for the start of the season.
In related news, Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo thought that he too had caught the swine flu on
holiday in Los Angeles, but it turned out that he just picked up one of Paris Hilton's many, many
venereal diseases.
Never Captain Nicky Butt @ Jul 10, 2009 7:21 PM EDT | Blog Profile
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