Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. FRANCK RIBERY I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TRANSFER CRAP!!!!! BUT I AM VERY JEALOUS THAT YOU WERE IN A MUSIC VIDEO!!!!! I HAD AN IDEA FOR A MUSIC VIDEO THAT INVOLVED ME PUNCHING THE CAMERA LENS AND SCREAMING FOR FOUR MINUTES STRAIGHT BUT MTV DIDN'T LIKE IT AND THEY TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THEIR HEATING DUCT BUT I COULDN'T BECAUSE I WAS STUCK AND IT HURT!