Video: Santino Qauranta Testifies

Like a lot of other bloggers out there today, I'm tipping my hat to Santino Qauranta for the goal against Honduras last night at RFK. To score your first international goal in front of your family and home crowd after all the sh*t he's been through has to feel amazing. The only thing that would make it better would be for him to have a vajeen so that the Lifetime Original movie "Pills, Tats and Balls: The Santino Qauranta Story" could be greenlit by Monday.

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The Offside Rules @ Jul 9, 2009 4:52 PM EST | Blog Profile