Will the Premier League call for Landon Donovan?
"I am Mandon. Hear me roar!"
Landycakes is dead and buried. In his place stands Mandon, hands on hips, hairy balls thrust
forward, mainly in Beckham's Limey, cheapskate face. Gosh.
Donovan's transformation from cowering man bag into the Clint Eastwood of US soccer reminds me of
the time when that ***** Prince Adam changed into He-Man; he looks the same, but he's not the same.
Center Holds It @ Jul 9, 2009 1:38 PM EDT | Blog Profile
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