Diego Will See You Tomorrow

Oh Diego, ever so boyish at the age of ... er, 24! We had no idea he was in the Greaseano age range. We always thought he was in the Kaka range. Y'know, the Barbecue Dad years. Oh, it doesn't matter. Age ain't nothing but a number.

Anyway, the new Juventus player will be "publicly presented" to all fans tomorrow, following his transfer from Bremen but unfortunately, his jersey number is still unknown.