Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. JULY 4 WHY DO ONLY AMERICANS GET TO SET OFF FIREWORKS ON THIS DAY?!?!?!? I WANT TO BLOW THINGS UP TO!!!!! AHHHH IT'S THE ONE THING I ENJOY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE AND EVERY TIME I GO TO CELTIC PARK TO BLOW SOME CRAP UP THEY SHOOT ME FULL OF HORSE TRANQUILIZERS AND TAKE AWAY MY LAND MINES!