Becks Blogoire: Countdown to Glorious Milan Return

I am Becks. You know this. Welcome to my blog. I write it for myself (I call it a blogoire because it sounds European and intelligent), as it is the only thing to keep me sane while I am over in the dreadful footballing (oh sorry, soccering) nation of USA America, where I will be heading back to play out the string of my multi-million dollar contractual obligations to the LA Failaxy.