Vacay: Wayne and Coleen Rooney in St. Tropez

There are several things we could discuss about Mr and Mrs Rooney doing the holiday thing in France:

Coleen's jet-ski action;
Coleen's cute bikini;
Wayne's inability to tan;
Etc

But we find that the only thing we can focus on is science. In particular, human skin and its ability to stretch to baby-sized proportions.