Vanderlei Luxemburgo is the New Ashton Kutcher

I've seen it reported on the internets recently that Vanderlei Luxemburgo resigned as Palmeiras coach via Twitter. Brilliant as that may sound, it's not really true. The less sensational but more accurate thing to say is that Palmeiras sacked Luxemburgo last Friday, because he disagreed with the club's decision to sell Keirrison.