Transfer Rumour Rubbish

"It's OK, just ignore all those Barcelona-loving journalists and they'll all go away...Sssshhh..."

When it comes to football transfer rumours, what a load of rubbish you read in the papers. Over the last few weeks we've been treated to some corkers some of the rumours have been true, some have been realistic sounding but with no follow through, most seem to have been stories with less substance than a 5 year old anorexic, and a fair few have been so far beyond the realms of sanity that it beggars belief any self-respecting journalist could bring themselves to spew them forth, like so much more putrid vomit.

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