CR’s Real Madrid Number Is….

Fútbol's Biggest Douche, Greaseano, is expected to choose his all-important Real Madrid number within the next week. Since Raul The Great One is already wearing number 7, his new teammate will have to settle for either 9 or 10. He can't choose 17 either because Parejo is using it but knowing Flo' Perez, he'd do anything to make his expensive buys a little happier.