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As I sit here in my castle, with my bad teeth and faggy tendencies (you can learn a lot on XBox Live about the way your nation is perceived by Americans – I've lost count of how many kids have owned me via the medium of rape), I take the time to reflect on yesterday's Confed Cup action; it's important to me that I do my research and discover which teams will possibly be more underwhelming than England at next year's World Cup.