USA Invades Costa Rica, Forgets Defense and Weapons

So the truth of the matter is that, as I start to write this, there's still 15 minutes left in the USA's World Cup qualifier at Costa Rica.

But the score is 3-0. The match is over. It's been over since ... well, let's just say the key turning point in the match was the opening kickoff.

The United States was not expected by a ton of people to get a win tonight.