Cultural Oddsmaker: Finding Cristiano Ronaldo’s replacement at Manchester United

If transfer rumours in the Daily Mail, The Sun, News of the World, and every other rag out there are to believed*, then the Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid talk is a done deal. It's time Manchester United supporters started coming to grips with the idea of their fleet-footed, fairy winger donning a shirt with the words "BWIN" on the front and blazing down the wing for a squad known as the.